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amoral old fruit ([personal profile] unorthodoc) wrote in [personal profile] verbol 2023-11-14 03:42 pm (UTC)

cw for casual prescription drug misuse

Please. If I was, I would be charging at least 3 g's an ounce.

The clinic gets laudanum from Her Royal Spookiness. They use it for everything. Gout, broken bones, toothache. In my case, so I can walk. In your case, so you can sit down without wanting to scream. Thank god for a world before the Uniform Controlled Substances Act.

Just make sure to get plenty of soluble fiber and maybe find someone to watch you while you sleep.

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