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an iou for the future
don’t worry, i won’t try to trade it in for a handjob
don’t worry, i won’t try to trade it in for a handjob
cool
and tell me when you’re gonna fuck off next time
i’ll fix your roof
and tell me when you’re gonna fuck off next time
i’ll fix your roof
( immediately after that comes through like he's snapping ) -- watch out, he might drown you and leave you on the lake
why?
are you jerking off to the thought of spanking him now?
you got the practice round in and his shitty attitude probably needs it
are you jerking off to the thought of spanking him now?
you got the practice round in and his shitty attitude probably needs it
why not? 'best years of my life.'
okay.
yarmila will pack us something too. she says you 'look strong.'
but scrawny.
okay.
yarmila will pack us something too. she says you 'look strong.'
but scrawny.
it was more took me out to dinner and then pulled a dine and dash trip to the bathroom to leave me stuck with the check. we are all actually adults you know, if you’re gonna use metaphors
christ. just… don’t get drowned or break your hip before i patch up your roof
christ. just… don’t get drowned or break your hip before i patch up your roof
Edited (a little less pathetic but still very pathetic) 2023-11-28 01:22 (UTC)
i already died once.
and sure. maybe a few, but pretty sure the ruskies halved your bmi.
she says you should gain it back.
[ She says. ]
and sure. maybe a few, but pretty sure the ruskies halved your bmi.
she says you should gain it back.
[ She says. ]
( wow, not so loud.
but a while later, tail between his legs. ) sorry.
but a while later, tail between his legs. ) sorry.
well, get used to it. people care
i can pretend it’s because i keep feeding off of you if that helps it be less of a shock
i can pretend it’s because i keep feeding off of you if that helps it be less of a shock
what you consider trouble or what i would consider trouble?
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