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RUBILYKSKOYE

25/09/----

Sorry I missed you, but stay out of my goddamn head.

— JH

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Rubilykskoye

@rubilykskoye

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[verbol]

Am I gonna regret asking what?

[guitarpicks]

an iou for the future

don’t worry, i won’t try to trade it in for a handjob

[verbol]

Sure.

[guitarpicks]

cool

and tell me when you’re gonna fuck off next time

i’ll fix your roof

[verbol]

Yeah, sure. I’m heading out next weekend with Hargrove to teach him how to fish.

[guitarpicks]

( immediately after that comes through like he's snapping ) -- watch out, he might drown you and leave you on the lake

[verbol]

Yeah, he might. I’d probably deserve it.

[guitarpicks]

why?

are you jerking off to the thought of spanking him now?
you got the practice round in and his shitty attitude probably needs it

[verbol]

No. We’re not doing this, Eddie.

[guitarpicks]

why not?

i’m just pulling your leg, jim

[verbol]

I’m not dealing with the two of you acting like I stood you up at the dance.

[guitarpicks]

it was more took me out to dinner and then pulled a dine and dash trip to the bathroom to leave me stuck with the check. we are all actually adults you know, if you’re gonna use metaphors

christ. just… don’t get drowned or break your hip before i patch up your roof

[verbol]

[mental static, mental UUGGGGHHHHH, we’re all adults.

he says:] Yeah, sure.

[guitarpicks]

( wow, not so loud.

but a while later, tail between his legs. ) sorry.

[verbol]

Me too. Didn't mean to project that.

I'm not used to anyone worrying about me outside of Joyce and El. It's taking a minute.

[guitarpicks]

well, get used to it. people care

i can pretend it’s because i keep feeding off of you if that helps it be less of a shock

[verbol]

It's fine, Eddie. I'll get used to it.

You staying out of trouble?

[guitarpicks]

what you consider trouble or what i would consider trouble?

1/2

[verbol]

2/2

[verbol]

How big is the trouble?

Re: 2/2

[guitarpicks]

our grand overlord mommy still hates me so that's relative to how much someone cares?

[verbol]

I'm going to ask you nicely to please stop pissing off the woman the locals revere as a god.

[guitarpicks]

i have mommy issues? ( that are not as big as his daddy issues or issues with authority but. you know. )


and i didn't do it on purpose. i told you. i was trying to help the other void touched that time.

[verbol]

Eddie, your mom was a sweetheart.

[guitarpicks]

yeah, she was

outside of being a mom too, yeah?
she was just good?