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RUBILYKSKOYE

25/09/----

Sorry I missed you, but stay out of my goddamn head.

— JH

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Rubilykskoye

@rubilykskoye

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[unconscionable]

Yeah, the double date. Playing cards while Rome burns. He's trolling. Did they say that when you're from? Fucking with us.

[verbol]

Trolling is new. The concept of being fucked with, though? Timeless.

You telling me the pizza was a lie? That was the only reason I was pretending we weren’t all in dire straights right now.

[unconscionable]

No, no, House has been obsessed with pizza since we found tomatoes. He's still trying to get the cheese right, but it's real.

[verbol]

Just not the same with goats cheese. It’s gotta be real American shredded cheddar and mozzarella.

You okay with us coming over and critiquing his pizza technique? Can’t promise to be kind. Pizza’s a big deal.

[unconscionable]

Is that pizza technique or. "Pizza technique"?

I mean obviously it would be lovely to have both of you over, it's just that Stephen isn't interested in my particular toppings. Which is fine! We can just play cards. I don't even have V-Day in my culture anymore.

1/2

[verbol]

1 second.

2/2

[verbol]

It’s definitely just his pizza making technique and yes to cards. And I don’t think it actually exists here, either.

Let the kids have it, though.

[unconscionable]

Okay.

[ did he just go and ask someone about this??? ]

Then I'll see you tonight.