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RUBILYKSKOYE

25/09/----

Sorry I missed you, but stay out of my goddamn head.

— JH

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Rubilykskoye

@rubilykskoye

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[unorthodoc]

That depends who turns up.

[verbol]

So that's a yes.

[unorthodoc]

Just wear your tightiest whities.

[verbol]

Like three pairs, just to keep my balls from getting frost-bite, always.

[unorthodoc]

Are your balls unusually susceptible to frostbite?

[verbol]

I mean it was touch and go a couple times in Russia. Really makes a man cautious.

[unorthodoc]

Kind of feels like you want me to ask about the gulag.

[verbol]

I don't have access to my prescription meds or my cheap as shit hooch, so it's either I make the gulag jokes or you watch a grown man cry at poker.

[unorthodoc]

Now I'm offended you haven't even attempted to break into my stash. Oxycodone?

cw for casual prescription drug misuse

[verbol]

Tuinal. The sciatica isn't hitting bad enough for oxy's yet.

cw for casual prescription drug misuse

[unorthodoc]

Gnarly.

I can write you a script for something to take the edge off. Though it won't make you fly like your blue tops, daddio.

cw for casual prescription drug misuse

[verbol]

You’re a bad influence, doc. I’ve been cold turkey for a year.

[unorthodoc]

I know what it's like to live with pain. You don't get any points for gritting your teeth through it. And I'm going to guess it wasn't your choice in the gulag.

[verbol]

I quit the blue pills before the Russians got me.

[a beat. ]

But sure, I’ll take a vicodin when my ass starts hurting.

let's just slap that cw for casual prescription drug misuse back on

[unorthodoc]

Oh, if only.

[ Said with longing. He'd give both non-frostbitten nuts for some Vicodin. ]

We're riding the black dragon here. Any history of respiratory problems, heart issues, trouble taking high strength opiates and surviving the process?

cw for casual prescription drug misuse

[verbol]

Are you cooking this shit up yourself?

cw for casual prescription drug misuse

[unorthodoc]

Please. If I was, I would be charging at least 3 g's an ounce.

The clinic gets laudanum from Her Royal Spookiness. They use it for everything. Gout, broken bones, toothache. In my case, so I can walk. In your case, so you can sit down without wanting to scream. Thank god for a world before the Uniform Controlled Substances Act.

Just make sure to get plenty of soluble fiber and maybe find someone to watch you while you sleep.

cw for casual prescription drug misuse

[verbol]

Jesus Christ, House.

cw drug talk

[unorthodoc]

Don't tell me you're going to go all Just Say No on my ass.

cw drug talk

[verbol]

I’m not a hypocrite, but go easy on that shit.

cw drug talk

[unorthodoc]

You are a hypocrite, and it's fine.

Do you want some or not?

cw drug talk

[verbol]

[yes, god, yes -]

Nah. I'm good.

[unorthodoc]

[ Time to move to stage two: make Jim's back worse. ]

Fine. But don't bitch to me about it later. Those boarding house beds are pretty uncomfortable.

[verbol]

Geez, you sound exactly like my old doc from home.

[unorthodoc]

For a little while there I think I was your old doctor from home.